“So, if I wanted to watch 2010 The McGladrey Classic play online what would I have to do?”
“WatchGolfOnline.net.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“You said you wanted to watch 2010 The McGladrey Classic play online, didn’t you?”
“Yes, I did.”
“And you don’t really feel like schlepping all the way out to Sea Island, Georgia, do you?”
“It’s not a question of not wanting to, more like, well, Sea Island is a few thousand miles away... you know, visas, airline tickets, carbon footprint, and like that.”
“I understand. And there is the fact that the tournament, which is a part of the PGA Tour, by the bye, is scheduled to start on the 7th through to the 10th of October, giving you very little, if any, time in which to complete all those formalities.”
“Exactly. So what do I do? I really do want to watch 2010 The McGladrey Classic play online, and I don’t know how to go about doing that.”
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“You have? Where? When? I didn’t hear anything. Sorry. I couldn’t have been paying attention. I mean, I’m really worried about this. The McGladrey Classic is among my favorite golf tournaments. The setting, Sea Island, off the coast of Georgia, early October weather, I mean to tell you. Not to be missed. That’s probably why I didn’t hear you. Concentrating on the problem rather than he solution. I’m working on that___”
“So are you happy now?”
“About what?
“About the fact that you now know where you can watch 2010 The McGladrey Classic play online.”
“I do?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t think so. I mean, I wish I did. In fact, I have been losing sleep over the fact that I do not know where I could watch this $4 million purse tournament. That is a lot of money. And really, money is the name of the game. I mean, I know that officially it is called golf, but the cognoscenti, yes, them, the ones who know, they call it money. But, you probably already know that. Don’t you? I mean it is possible that you didn’t, in which case... But, that’s neither here nor there, if you know what I mean. But, you know what? There is a way you can help me out. You wouldn’t happen to know where I could watch 2010 The McGladrey Classic play online, would you? It would really help me out if you did.”
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“Okay.”
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